Horse Town
So after horse gone, talk to other orcs about how to get to beach now. Decide that it time to get new horse. Maybe two horse, so that there extra. But horse fall over in middle of woods, where there only trees around. Where to find horse in woods? Krub say, maybe yell "Here horseys, come on horsey horseys." So tried that for little while. No horses come, though. Dalgnur say, maybe horses hiding. Grunk have idea to maybe ask trees if them know where horses at. Try asking many different trees. Trees not say any thing, but one tree look like it pointing maybe. So get together and decide that way to go. Prgukar say, maybe there town there. If there town, there probably horses.

But Kogluk say, not want to leave things there in road. Cart have stuff on it, and it stuff that orcs need at beach. Like sword and horse bones and blanket and thing. Worry that bandits come; take stuff. Grunk say, if there bandits, maybe bandits have horses. But every one agree that them not want to wait for bandits to get there to take bandit horses, because bandits may not get there very fast. Bandits not even know where orcs at, so how them find cart? Some one have idea to make sign to put on tree. Sign say "Bandits: If have horses, go this way. Good cart to rob. No orcs with swords!" End part Grunk's idea. That so bandits not know that orcs there to fight them and take horses. But it not work out, because no orc in group know how to write.

So group finally decide that cart should go to town with orcs. Grunk and Kogluk and Prgukar and Dalgnur and Krub all get on cart again. Then Mum get in front of cart and pull it. Mum very strong. Strong as horse, or maybe stronger. But Mum not fast as horse, so it take most of day to get to town. Whole group cheer when get there finally. Shout "Yay!" People in town see orcs on cart, with big orc in front (that Mum) and them all shout too. Them not say "yay," though. More like "Eeeagh! Orcs!"

Then people get kitchen knife and long sticks and big hay fork and thing like that. All come out to fight. So Grunk get sword from cart, and other orcs get them clubs and swords and things, and get to have fight. That fun. Then get some horses and coins and maps and things from people, because orcs win fight, and group that win fight not have to pay to take things. That how it work. Then it back on road, on way to beach!

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