| Grunk ( @ 2003-04-20 23:22:00 |
Hiding Horses
Grunk try few different way to hide horses. First, Grunk try to put blanket on top of horses. But horses bigger than blanket, so bits stick out. Try to put lots of blankets on horses, but horses not like that. And still look horse-shape under blankets any way. And other orcs get angry because them not have blankets on bed any more. So that not work.
Then Grunk try to put horses in barracks, with orcs. Maybe Grunk can make horse look like orc? So Grunk put on helmet, and try to put on pants too. But Horse not good at holding club or sword, and belt not big enough to go around horse, to hang club or sword on. And pants not fit right, because horse too big. And there tail, too. Orc not have tail. Grunk pretty sure about that, even though it hard for Grunk to see if Grunk have own tail because if Grunk have tail it on back of Grunk, and when Grunk turn around to look, back of Grunk turn around too.
So that not work. But then Grunk have better idea. Grunk take horses and go away from barracks, to other place where there grass and trees and thing. That place where Grunk go to play drum. Tie horses up with nice long rope, so horses can walk around. (That rope that Grunk get from closet in kitchen. Grunk have some extra.) Horses seem happy there. Eat grass, and drink stream that go near there. Grunk make sure to tie rope tight to tree, so horses not get away. Grunk ask tree first, if tree mind, and it not complain.
Wonder if horses like to hear Grunk practice drum?
Mood Then:
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Grunk try few different way to hide horses. First, Grunk try to put blanket on top of horses. But horses bigger than blanket, so bits stick out. Try to put lots of blankets on horses, but horses not like that. And still look horse-shape under blankets any way. And other orcs get angry because them not have blankets on bed any more. So that not work.
Then Grunk try to put horses in barracks, with orcs. Maybe Grunk can make horse look like orc? So Grunk put on helmet, and try to put on pants too. But Horse not good at holding club or sword, and belt not big enough to go around horse, to hang club or sword on. And pants not fit right, because horse too big. And there tail, too. Orc not have tail. Grunk pretty sure about that, even though it hard for Grunk to see if Grunk have own tail because if Grunk have tail it on back of Grunk, and when Grunk turn around to look, back of Grunk turn around too.
So that not work. But then Grunk have better idea. Grunk take horses and go away from barracks, to other place where there grass and trees and thing. That place where Grunk go to play drum. Tie horses up with nice long rope, so horses can walk around. (That rope that Grunk get from closet in kitchen. Grunk have some extra.) Horses seem happy there. Eat grass, and drink stream that go near there. Grunk make sure to tie rope tight to tree, so horses not get away. Grunk ask tree first, if tree mind, and it not complain.
Wonder if horses like to hear Grunk practice drum?
Mood Then: